Archive for December, 2003

Sea Change

December 7, 2003

I’m in the middle of the ocean somewhere. And I’m on the internet!!! The only thing that sucks is that I have to pay 17centsUS per minute to use it. BOOOO.

Anyways I got here at 8:00am yesterday but didn’t get a room until 6:00pm and by that time they’d lost my luggage. Everything. My underwear, my soap, my razors, my shoes, my books. Well they finally found it this morning, so it’s all good. And they gave me a shitload of clothes for free for my uniform. I got a pair of shorts, 2 pairs of khaki pants, 2 pairs of black pants, 3 polo shirts, a suit jacket, 2 ties, and 2 white button-up shirts.

Beer here is only 75cents a can or $1.10 per bottle. Shots are 75cents. So all everyone does is get wasted.

It’s a fucking sausage party here. There’s hardly any girls. The only hot ones are the dancers and of course there’s 1000 other guys dying to get into like 6 girls pants. Gross.

There’s hardly any Americans here. Some Canadians, a jillion philipinos and other random assortments. I’m the only rock and roll animal.